what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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