after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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