Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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