My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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