I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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