I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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