Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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