why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
40s are totally the cure
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Randomize
