If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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