She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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