I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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