people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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