i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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