I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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