Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I love having hate sex.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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