white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I skipped work to stalk him.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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