My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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