Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's blow job season.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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