your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
