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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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