What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
