Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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