it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
