Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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