Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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