Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Is Oprah even human
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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