white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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