I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The ass gains better be worth it
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