What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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