where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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