The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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