you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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