my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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