id be glad to
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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