i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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