Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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