Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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