Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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