Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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