Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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