You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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