I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
