Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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