Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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