She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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