there was a trapeze. enough said
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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