So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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