i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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