This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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