I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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