I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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