Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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