i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Pants are for mortals
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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