I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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