So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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