And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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